Congrats! You have found my Secret Webpage!

Honestly, I’m impressed.

I’m not entirely sure what you were expecting to find here, but since you’re here, I suppose I should give you something.

A few completely unnecessary facts about me:

  • I hate milk. Always have and always will

  • I will judge a restaurant almost entirely by the temperature of their bathroom. I will not be explaining any further

  • I am a big time-reader. My two favorites books are Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë and The Secret History by Donna Tartt, which probably tells you more about me than I should admit

  • My rescue dog Floyd, is probably my most frequent creative collaborator. His biggest contribution is making sure I get up after my alarm goes off in the morning

  • Being a designer means I’ve inevitably become the go-to invitation/Christmas card designer for my family and all my friends

  • I made this playlist a few years ago and it’s still one of my proudest achievements

  • I am a cancer survivor, which feels weird to say. It was terrible, but I’m okay now

And finally... If you made it all the way to my secret webpage and you hire me,* I will bake you my famous Browned Butter, Toffee, Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies.

*Just kidding. Unless you actually want cookies. Then maybe. 😉