Congrats, you have found my Secret Webpage!

Honestly, I’m impressed.

I’m not entirely sure what you were expecting to find here, but since you’re here, I suppose I should give you something.

A few completely unnecessary facts about me:

  • I hate milk. Always have and always will

  • I will judge a restaurant almost entirely by the temperature of their bathroom. I will not be explaining any further

  • I have an unreasonable number of books that I have not yet read. My two favorites, however, are Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë and The Secret History by Donna Tartt

  • My dog, Floyd, is probably my most frequent creative collaborator. His contributions are mostly moral support

  • I am super proud of this playlist I made a few years ago

  • And yes, I was the one who had cancer. It was terrible, but I’m okay now

And finally... If you made it all the way to my secret webpage and you hire me,* I will bake you my famous cookies. Browned Butter, Toffee, Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies.

*Just kidding. Unless you actually want cookies. Then maybe. 😉